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Talc (=1) Gypsum (=2) Calcite (=3) Fluorite (=4) Apatite (=5) Orthoclase (=6) Quartz (=7) Topaz (=8) Corundum (=9) Diamond (=10) Toronto Girls Can Flirt And Only Quit To Chase Dwarves . Terrible Giants Can Find Alligators Or Quaint Trolls Conveniently Digestible

Stalactites hang from the ceiling, stalagmites rise from the floor of a cave. The 'mites go up and the 'tites come down. When one has ants in one's pants, the mites go up and the tights come down. (Note: In a strict scientific sense, a mite is not an ant, although "mite" in common speech can refer to any small creature.) Stalactites hang tight, hang down like tights on a line; stalagmites might bite (if you sit on them), might reach the roof.